Hi there,

It’s late, so I’ll be quick.

We gave our welcome offer one more day, and that day is almost over. $50 off a Dutch membership plus a $25 product credit — $75 total. It closes at 11:59 tonight.

That’s the business part. Here’s the part I actually wanted to say.

My cat Bologna has one eye. She came that way. And a few months back, right around this hour, she started squinting the eye she still has.

When your cat is down to one, you get attentive about it very fast.

Everything near me was closed. So I did what most people do at 11pm — typed her symptoms into a search bar and made myself feel considerably worse.

Then I remembered I work here. I messaged a vet. Got a real answer in about ten minutes. She was fine. It was nothing. I went to bed instead of sitting up until 3am doing arithmetic on emergency vet prices.

That’s the actual thing we sell. Not the discount. The part where you don’t have to wait until morning to stop worrying.

If tonight’s a good night to set that up, the link’s below. If it isn’t, no hard feelings — I’ll be back in your inbox before long regardless.

After tonight it’s really gone — no third extension, I promise.

— Mike

Lifecycle @ Dutch

P.S. The $50 comes off right at checkout. The $25 credit is sent after your membership purchase goes through, and you can put it toward meds, food, or flea & tick.