Hey there,

We hired a marketing intern. She’s amazing and incredibly sweet. She's also sent 31 reminder emails since yesterday to make sure nobody forgets the Back-to-School Sale ends tonight. Thirty. One.

At this point, I figured I'd save your inbox and just forward one of them. Because... she's not wrong. Today's your last chance to save 27% off sitewide.

👉 SHOP THE SALE HERE

If you need a little help, these are the collections I'd stock up on before the bell rings:

📚 College Essentials for move-in day.

⭐ Best Sellers because everyone comes back for them... for good reason.

🚿 Shower Essentials to survive communal showers in style.

💖 Hair & Body Care for your everyday routine.

😴 Sleep Essentials because tomorrow's good hair starts tonight.

Don't wait too long. The sale ends tonight, and I have a feeling our intern is already drafting reminder email #32.

xoxo,

Your Kitsch Insider Bestie 💖

--------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Marketing Team

Date: August 1st, 2026 at 6:18 AM EST

Subject: please stop the LAST CALL sale reminders

Thanks!! We got your other 30 reminders too. ❤️

Can we please stop sending one every hour? Our inboxes are getting jammed, and I promise everyone knows the Back-to-School Sale ends tonight.

Also, we don’t need to include the entire company on the thread. Just the Ecommerce team is perfect.

Thank you!!

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Marketing Intern

Date: August 1st, 2026 at 6:01 AM EST

Subject: reminder #31: last day for 27% off 📚

Hi team!!

Just wanted to make sure nobody forgets that our Back-to-School Sale ends TONIGHT at midnight!!

I know I already sent a few reminders, but I really didn't want anyone to miss it!!!

Thank you!! 📚✨🍎